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Welcome to KrazyKat. What is this place? Hell if I know...it's
nothing. It's a place full of krap that guys, and maybe some ladies
may find interesting. We'll have our weekly poll as well as the
"Top O' The Week's" which include MY picks for the certain categories
unless of course I get enough e-mail requests to post a certain
someone or something, in one of the categories. This site will also
include your e-mails posted on the page with my response...only if
you would like them posted. Ask me anything. Tell me I'm an idiot,
a genius, or ask me a question about anything on this krazy earth
you can think of. If I have no idea what you're talking about, I'll
make something up. Updates will be very regular here so make sure
you keep checking back.
If this is your first time here, this
colour represents a link to either a site,
page, movie, or pics. This colour means
you've visited that link.
Thursday, August 22nd
Tuesday...what the fuck happens on Tuesday?
Posted: 08/22/00
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Sorry people. The site has not been updated very frequently these last 2 weeks
or so due to my being a wank off. I am working at my job every fucking
day and don't feel like working on this when I get home. Sorry, and
once this stretch of days is over here...you can expects updates back
as regular as ever. Thanx for your patience.
Updated Today:
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"I Pity The Fool Who Doesn't Like This Shit!"
Posted: 08/10/00
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Does anyone ever wonder whatever the hell happened to Doogie Howser?
I mean the kid was a fucking genius...and we just let him slide into
a memory? ...On second thought...he was a fucking hoser. Fuck him.
And all you Doogie Howser fans out there...congrats for sticking in there.
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Posted: 07/31/00
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Once again, NOTHING happened today. What the hell is with this planet?
It's fucking boring! No cool shit EVER fucking happens. And because
of that...my web page suffers! Don't those media pricks realize that?
Fuck 'em all. Agree with me? E-mail me here. |
Posted: 07/31/00
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Went out for supper tonight at "The Keg." Had their famous Full
Atlantic Lobster. F*cker staired at me the whole time, just watching
me crack him open. Moral of the story is that for the 4 of us to
have supper there cost us a klean and kool $110 Canadian, or approximately
$3.25 American.
If You Love Lobster...or THE KEG...go to hell, and if possible,
e-mail from there. |
Posted: 07/31/00
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Anyone planning on flying luxury? In the last week or two, 2 concorde
air liners and been in the news. The first being the Air France
Concorde crash that killed 114 people. The second happening with
a British Concorde heading from London to New York. The jet made
and emergency landing in Newfoundland because the pilots smelled
gasoline in the cockpit. Singer Tony Bennett was on board.
If you wanna bitch, go f*ck yourself, then tell me
all about it at krazykatkrap@hotmail.com. |
Ever wonder where Yoda gets his Jedi powers from?
Funny Ass Videos!
These videos nearly made me piss my pants! Check 'em out!
MOVIE 1
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MOVIE 4
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MOVIE 7
These here, are the TOP 4 Soccer Goals of ALL TIME. I'm not a
soccer fan, nor do I give a shit if you are. Just check this
shit out.
Goal # 1
Goal # 2
Goal # 3
Goal # 4
Just Krap
Ever smelled the ass end of a kat? A dog? Or an elephant?
Health care is an issue in many places. In the States, you have to pay
big coin just to see the doctor. In Canada, it's all free...we pay
nothing, but instead we bitch health care cuts and closures. But other
countries, they just have poor service.
Who is the fastest man in the world? No it's not Maurice Green of
the USA who holds the fastest 100m time. No it's not Donovan Bailey
of Canada who held the record previous to Maurice Green. And no
it's not Bruny Surin of Canada who beat Donovan's record and is Green's
biggest threat for the Olympics. It's a young man from Serbia.
Find out why.
Quickies
Everybody Loves A Quickie
What do Michael Jackson and MacDonald's have in common?
39 year old meat between 11 year old buns.
What did the sign on the whore-house say?
"Beat It - We're Closed."
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Damn."
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
"Hey sis, you awake?"
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
The woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Two cannibals are about to sit down and eat this dead guy. The
one cannibal starts at the toes, the other at the head. The one cannibal
looks up,
"How's it going down there?"
To which the other cannibal replies, "Oh this is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
"Slow down then, you're moving too fast!"
All "quickies" were found at TwistedHumor
If you have a "quickie" you like to have posted, send it to krazykatkrap@hotmail.com.
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